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Free Links

*this is an old article I wrote months ago but just forgot about, only remembered because I brought a pair of adidas shoes and by chance happened across this one:

http://www.adidasfreegift.com/?valid=0&err=%3Ca%20href=%22http://www.seounderworld.com%22%3ESEO%20Tricks%3C%2Fp%3E  -  (adidas loves seo)

Because this is an old post and my memory is short term I can’t guarantee how many still work? but most seem too on testing ;)

Free Links - This is a stupid phrase, but yeah there are free” links out there to be had, after all the best things in life are after all free? Years ago I maintained a list of nice freely available links but over the years they have become poisoned by mass spam tools and noobs wrecking the natural harvestable fruit. The following is not for those people, or is it?
I am dismantling my SEO dashboard so I thought I would give away bits of it – The following is a nice list of websites where if you use your url in the address (usually in a GET request) it will give you effectively a free link from that domain. From there you just need to work out how to get this free link page indexed.

Just make sure you do it amongst a big old amount of chaff, because otherwise its 100% transparent what you’re doing. Anyway theres 1* some freebies, add me to your RSS already. Also I would suspect that goog isn’t stupid too these - but I wouldn’t be suprised if they do somin - maybe they don’t - still exist though. NOTE: you could** just copy this whole list and write a blog post ripping off this one I just posted, that would get them indexed and to be honest I’m cool with that - but if you do stick a link to me at the bottom with somin useful plz k thx.

SEO Stuff about Free Links

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Filed under Big G, SEO Underworld, freebies, link building : Comments (2) : Apr 14th, 2009

9 Epic SEO Scripts

Theres a lot of script kiddy chaff out there, so I thought I would group the good stuff together a bit. Here are the nine most memorable seo scripts I have within my short-long term memory, they are all php based and are all written by people whose blogs you should be reading. I personally have used them all at times, often re-writing chunks, personalising and cross server environment modding. This is what you should do with all scripts, learn from them, re-write them your way and give back where possible. Don’t just use - understand them, otherwise your just another fool! Enjoy.

I might even release a few of my modified/self written over the next few weeks…hmmmm..

potential

Filed under Big G, Graphics, SEO Underworld, php : Comments (11) : Dec 28th, 2008

Matt Cutts is a Robot

…a propaganda spouting, cat faced, pink hatted googlebot. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he was a google invented robot at all.
If you add his feed to your feed reader (for shits and giggles) you will see exactly what I am talking about. I am not even going to into it much more than to say randomly splicing non-funny cat images with links to products amongst your 50% corporate endorsement of google is not making me download google chrome/wackopedia or whatever other crapware you are trying to dominate my 0’s and 1’s with. Fake Graphs for blinkered eyes.

Matt cutts want’s you to get chromium, but I would rather stab myself.

Yours Sincerely

Matt Cutts cat

Filed under Advertising, Big G, Shout Outs, Uncategorized : Comments (0) : Dec 20th, 2008

Off Topic Drunken SEO ramblings

So I figure a good drunken dribble to standard seo ratio is about 1:9, its important to know your drunk to sober ratio so you can work out how fun, alcoholic or mediocre your life has been - have you ever noticed how drink enduces “drink” related convo?

In fact if you see this it means I logged in tomorrow morning/afternoon and actually didnt deem it that offensive enough to delete, so horrahhh Im even more fantastic than I thought I was.

Lets get down to it, I am pretty bored of reading the same old seo crap and havent seen any solid seo posts for weeks so what a good time to throw some shit at the wall and see what sticks. Autonomy is a website I happened across, or rather a company which serves the purpose of what it calls “knowledge management” it does this in the corporate sector, but you see a pretty awesome picture of a jet on the page which shows you they mean business. It lead me to thinking in a rather lengthy manner about the Security services, big brother and about ten other conspiricy theory like conundrums.

Now I don’t tend to neigh’say anything that is thinking, without creative thought I wouldnt be able to type this here today, but as the big G (I restrain myself from further publicising them!) and others (is there really many mainstream se’s we need to include anymore?) refine there algorhythyms and SEO finds its place in webdesign I cannot really see the two being seperated. In a years time will anyone purchase or hire a web developer to end up with a website which is not search engine optimised? once you refine a pages on page factors once, then consiquently spend a few minutes once a month is there really any more you can do on page?

Given the spotlight in a networking environment in a years time will anyone be-able to say SEO as a job role without realisation that in fact that is either a munipulative art or simple on page factor editing. Optimising a website for a search engine is in fact a weak role, something of a small percentage of a good pages time, should you have created an excellent content page the seo work on that page should be a fraction of the time spent creating the content - so either an SEO operates above board but needs a ton of pages to be worthy of their cost or some sort of engine munipulation is required, namely offsite.

The development of the big G algorithm (or perhaps this is all Gspin) should as it progresses divide the lines of the above if you ask me, with the munipulatory being the more skilled, risk apt or at least black hat wearing of the two - but the days where SEO is a meaningful title without either the knowledge that white hat stuff is limited and black hat is essentially evil filters down to the plankton that you talk too are numbered - we need to develop (or perhaps it will show itself) a new role, one that is corporate networking friendly but unknown by the masses.

By god I intended to add value but then all i do is talk SEO CRAP.

The fact that I end up talking about my predictions for seo irratates me, as it is not my concern and so many others do it “where will seo be in 10 years”, “how long will it take for my nan to understand seo”. If SEO dies I couldn’t care less - Ill just find another title to hide my black hat under.

Live well people, in ten years time you’ll be moaning about google banning you from public transport not the serps.

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Filed under Big G : Comments (0) : Jun 28th, 2008

Firefox love you long time clicky clicky?

As the interwebs slapped me in the face with the release of a stable version 3 of firefux I sat here and began to wonder why google push it so much, but then firefox = googlesearch as standard = google dollars +google toolbar = all gravy combo company pushing.

Either way I supppppose firefox has served me fairly well despite its memory issues, I do like how when I move computers I don’t have to do sod all other than copy bookmark files etc and I do like tab abuse and the huge collection of fairly well made plugins. I mean lets face it firefox trumps microsofts dishwasher anyday.
In appreciation, and because they are trying to get more people using it so googlezilla becomes even more of a monopoly and gets more dollars per household heres some random photo firefoxage. If you want credit for these images mail my ass @ seounderworld.com

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Filed under Big G, software : Comments (0) : Jun 17th, 2008

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