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Matt Cutts is a Robot

…a propaganda spouting, cat faced, pink hatted googlebot. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he was a google invented robot at all.
If you add his feed to your feed reader (for shits and giggles) you will see exactly what I am talking about. I am not even going to into it much more than to say randomly splicing non-funny cat images with links to products amongst your 50% corporate endorsement of google is not making me download google chrome/wackopedia or whatever other crapware you are trying to dominate my 0’s and 1’s with. Fake Graphs for blinkered eyes.

Matt cutts want’s you to get chromium, but I would rather stab myself.

Yours Sincerely

Matt Cutts cat

Filed under Advertising, Big G, Shout Outs, Uncategorized : Comments (0) : Dec 20th, 2008

Making Money Online: Pre-Requisites: Coding

Making money online is what a lot of people try to do, a fair proportion report to achieve this goal however the remaining proportion seek quick fixes, instant money makers and one time money making schemes.

“If it seems to good to be true - it is” - this is a common phrase but theres another which I hear less of “If it seems to good to be true 9/10 times it is” - I prefer that one personally because with making money online these one off lucky finds, code glitches, manipulations or competition niches are there - but like the gold mining of generations before us they are rare and can take a lot of looking.

When I talk about making money online I do talk from experience, I do make a bit of money online, a reasonable positive balance that is incremental - but as with all these things it won’t happen over night (at least in 999/1000 cases.)

I have had times amongst my years on the case where one night or one page or one small website has been enough to make a happy man of me but that is due to perseverance and odds not curealls and other peoples “wonderful linkbuilding services”, “directory submissions or similar”.

I am beginning to go on here so here’s the point:

You will find the odds of making money a lot easier the more practical knowledge you get in coding. Even if you are in enough liquidity to pay a coder, or coders - you will want to know what your paying them to do. With this in mind there is a few things you SHOULD learn and do before ever asking questions or worrying your not making enough or even expect to make money. If you have a job to go to, family to support, things to do and give yourself other excuses, that’s your trip - but perseverance I am afraid is I think a pre-requisite in this game.

With that LEARN THESE:

  • HTML, CSS, Basic web complimentary technologies like ftp, photoshop etc.
  • PHP & MySQL - most integral skills in my opinion - LAMP is not necessary you can run it all thru ur windowz
  • SEO - What it is, why we do it, how we do it and how you can use the previous two to help

If you learn these basics, read this and other aforementioned blogs then I don’t see how given time and a fair amount of effort, regardless of the colour of your hat you can fail! That is unless your one of those negotive bastards then you shouldnt be here neway!

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Filed under Basic, Uncategorized : Comments (0) : May 31st, 2008