9 Epic SEO Scripts

Theres a lot of script kiddy chaff out there, so I thought I would group the good stuff together a bit. Here are the nine most memorable seo scripts I have within my short-long term memory, they are all php based and are all written by people whose blogs you should be reading. I personally have used them all at times, often re-writing chunks, personalising and cross server environment modding. This is what you should do with all scripts, learn from them, re-write them your way and give back where possible. Don’t just use - understand them, otherwise your just another fool! Enjoy.

I might even release a few of my modified/self written over the next few weeks…hmmmm..

potential

Filed under Big G, Graphics, SEO Underworld, php : Comments (11) : Dec 28th, 2008

Matt Cutts is a Robot

…a propaganda spouting, cat faced, pink hatted googlebot. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he was a google invented robot at all.
If you add his feed to your feed reader (for shits and giggles) you will see exactly what I am talking about. I am not even going to into it much more than to say randomly splicing non-funny cat images with links to products amongst your 50% corporate endorsement of google is not making me download google chrome/wackopedia or whatever other crapware you are trying to dominate my 0’s and 1’s with. Fake Graphs for blinkered eyes.

Matt cutts want’s you to get chromium, but I would rather stab myself.

Yours Sincerely

Matt Cutts cat

Filed under Advertising, Big G, Shout Outs, Uncategorized : Comments (0) : Dec 20th, 2008

Give a tree, god damn hippy

santa

Now its the time for giving and all that, some bullshit festival pushed by religion and toy distributors - but irrelevant of that give w-shadow a hook up.

The guy has some wonderful link bait intentions, which you cant help but support - so go on give a link and he will give a tree. Even more so he’s actually a good site to add to your feed reader.

Filed under Reading, SEO Morality, Shout Outs : Comments (0) : Dec 15th, 2008

Facebook Typo - “Your Gay” Customers

Now I am not a PPC veteran by any extent, I dip and dive into it here and there, I am more of a google results kind of dude.  But when I did venture off back into facebook ads, I found a random typo?

I wonder if anyone else has or it or they just have a personal issue with me? If you set up some ads and then go to “Settings” you should see a page that looks much like this:

Now facebook don’t get me wrong, I like your targetting levels, I like your pictures of drunken girls, I like a lot of things you do. But randomly leaving “your gay” on your ads page doesnt fill me with confidence in the security of your code, or indeed your ability to make me as a marketeer rich.

So facebook fix your bloddy code and slap the guy responsible, lol.

Filed under Advertising, Facebook Ads, PPC : Comments (0) : Dec 3rd, 2008

When work doesnt happen..

..Then a whole black whole of internet amazingness swallows everything.

I have no recollection of how I found processing.org but my god did it hold my attention. Had I found Processing about 1/2 years ago I probably wouldn’t know my cloaked redirects from my cloaked directors.

Just one of the amazing outcomes of what seems to be such a phenominal platform for good video and multimedia ideas - Micheal jackson Glove tracking!

This is also a cool idea although I can see either me running off into the desert away from 5px by 5px zombies or me running into a solid wall as I have no other escape. Still simply genius!

All Credits to processing.org for being so phenominal.

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Filed under Room 101 : Comments (1) : Jul 17th, 2008

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